Thread:KirbyPKMNInkling/@comment-29980193-20170915022150/@comment-29980193-20170928235314

Callie: You know, it's kinda strange that you chose golden flower tea. That's Link's favorite kind. You remind me a little of him. You're both TOTAL WEENIES! Sort of. You might not believe this, but I was a pretty hotheaded kid. Once, to prove I was the strongest, I tried to fight Link. Emphasis on TRIED. I couldn't land a hit on him! And he refused to fight back! I was so humiliated! Then, he apologized and said, "Excuse me do you want to know how to beat me?" I said yes, and from then on, he trained me, until I finally managed to knock him down. I felt bad, but he was beaming! I've never seen someone more proud to get their butt kicked, ya know? Anyway, long story short, he kept training me, and now I'm head of the royal guard! Now I'm the one training dorks to fight! Like, uh, my sister. But, to be honest, I don't know if I can ever let Marie into the royal guard. Don't tell her I said that! She's just, she's just too innocent and nice! I mean, look, she was supposed to capture you, and ended up being friends with you! I couldn't send her into battle. She'd get ripped into little smiling shreds. That's part of why I started teaching her how to cook, you know? So she can do something else with her life.