Thread:Geekgal24/@comment-33005796-20170917010922/@comment-29980193-20170920005800

Chara: Ready for this, Kirby?

Kirby: I don't think anyone could be prepared for this.

Chara: Shut up Kirby! You just don't understand perfection!

Chara: Engarde now, human, now you face Chara! Though the guards failed to stop you, I can do it alone! So be prepared for the ultimate tussle As you try to show your muscle in this battle of bones!

I see your face, you run all over the place, Wait a sec - I know that look! Are you flirting with me? Please understand, I am in such high demand, I am a human with standards, mostly for spaghetti!

Please don't feel blue, even though I'll capture you,

Kirby: 'Cause you can do anything

Chara: All I have to do is try! Asriel will see, I can be a guard indeed!

Kirby: Yeah, there's just that kid you need-

Chara: I just hate to say goodbye!

Maybe one day, we all can be friends, And when that day arrives, I know we'll have lots of fun! But until then, I've got to capture you, since you're a human-

Kirby: But you're trying to make friends with one.

Chara: Kirby!

Kirby: What?

Chara: Stop plaguing my number with incidental lyrics!

Kirby: I thought they sounded pretty good.

Chara: Well, I thought they sounded like "Not Chara!" Which is the worst kind of sound to be!

Kirby: Oh. Sorry, then.

Chara: It's okay, Kirby. I already forgive you. Come on! Let's go enjoy some Grillby's!

Kirby: Uh, Chara?

Chara: Yes?

Kirby: The kid's still here. And the music's still playing. I'm pretty sure that means the song's not over.

Chara: Whoopsie doopsie! I completely forgot! HUMAN! Prepare for my second verse attack!

(Sung) You can do anything if you want it hard enough, My bro says that, and he's tough, so I emulate his style! And that's why I'm the greatest royal guardsman, Or at least one that's in training, though it's taking quite a while...

But when that's over, we can be friends, And we can see how a guard has immense amounts of fun! Where are you going, human? We're supposed to be fighting! Why do you think this song is done?

Oh, I knew it, Kirby, not even the human respects me!

Kirby: Hey Chara, Chara, that's not true! A lot of people like you.

Chara: How do you know?

Kirby: The Undernet has, like, a million renditions of this song. Here's one now. Hit it, boys!

Chara: Kirby, this is-

Kirby: Yep. Knock 'em dead. Prove you're bad to the bone.

Chara: Come on then, human, let's see if you can keep up With the great Chara in this moment of truth! It won't be easy, you'll have to do actual work, Unlike my lazybones lover at his booth!

Kirby: (Hey!)

You're doing great so far, little human, But since I am so great, I'm not getting tired at all! Okay, maybe, I'm losing some breath, But not quite as much as you, wait, be careful! Do not fall!

This is the longest any human's lasted to me-

Kirby: That's because you haven't met one yet

Chara: So maybe we can take a little break And lie down for a bit? NO! Chara never rests!

I fooled you, human! Chara does not do things with his eyes closed and snoring! BRING OUT THE BACKUP DANCERS!

Kirby: Uh, that's called sleep.

Chara: Stop right there human, listen to me I am the great Chara, and you will never be free! I'll keep you here, enraptured by puzzles, Unless you want to leave, and ask me really nicely!

You can do anything if you want it hard enough, And I know we've got the stuff, we've got heart, we've got pride! My bro might be mad, but I don't care, Because I made a new friend, or at least I really tried!

So if you want to make a new pal, Then prepare to have a blast, 'cause I know we'll have some fun! Just like it seems you were prepared for this battle, 'Cause I'm nearly out of lyrics and I'm almost done!

What did you say? You want to be friends?

Kirby: Pal-lease, I knew it'd happen.

Chara: KIRBY JUST STOP IT WITH THE JOKES!

This day is great, I've got a new friend, and it's a human!

Kirby: I knew that you'd make friends with one.

Sans: Aaaand that's all I could afford the orchestra for. Thanks, fellas. Put it on my tab.