Thread:68.101.84.44/@comment-68.101.84.44-20170723184515/@comment-68.101.84.44-20170819120028

(WARNING!! This will be very long. There may be a few Undertale the Musical references!)

Me: You see, I'm a sentry in Snowdin, but waiting for humans all day can get boring. So, I tend to walk around. One day, I saw this huge door. I thought "This will be a good place to practice Knock Knock jokes." So I do that, about three weeks later I knock on the door and I heard a voice. "Who's there?" I was surprised, I didn't think anyone lived on the other side of that door, but I replied. "Dishes" She asked. "Dishes who?" "Dishes a very bad Knock Knock joke" Then she laughed like it's the best she's heard in years. I keep going, laughing for hours in the snow. Then I heard her voice. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Little old lady." "Little old lady who?" "I didn't know you could yoodle." We keep going and going until I had to leave. Azzie gets cranky if he doesn't get his bedtime stories. The lady and I kept doing that every day. One day I was making jokes, but I couldn't hear her laugh. I asked her what was wrong that day. She started crying, I didn't know what to do, then I heard her voice. "If a human ever comes through the door, could you promis me one thing? Watch over protect the one who comes through the door, could you please promis me?" I hate making promises and I don't know her name. So I just sat and thought. "It's raining somwhere." But a girl who can laugh at an awful joke, you can't say no, no can't laugh it off. So thanks to her, promises and awful jokes here you stand today. Do you wanna know what would have happened if she hadn't said anything,...buddy?